Uhhhhhh...

[mommahatedme]

Who: The girl with the worst name in the universe
When: Any given Wednesday
What: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

There were a few things absolutely certain. This was not Building E room 334: advanced demolitions for engineers. What she was staring at was not Dr. Lee. It was, apparently, a salamander but it was not a Salamander and it was not not not Dr. Lee.

Dezzi had no shame at all in the fact that there was a very puppyish whine issuing from her throat. She was flammable! She did not want to be on fire! Did salamanders hunt by sight, or was it by sound?!

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[mommahatedme]

"Yeah, but super useful!" Dezzi said, "I mean, who knows what strange illnesses and stuff are going to show up here? If I got sick I wouldn't have any idea what to do. Except eat a lot." She really didn't get 'illness', except as an academic thing.

[homeless_pard]

"Healers always are," she chuckled. "You do not grow ill in your world?"

[mommahatedme]

"Nope. Silver poisoning is about the only thing that'll keep me down, but honestly if I get it here I'll probably die before you get to me." she said perfectly honestly, "It disrupts the way that my cells switch between their two states." she held up a hand to demonstrate the change between human hand and wolf's paw as it went fluidly between the two. "So if silver is introduced you get uncontrolled shifting. It's a really fast, really painful way to starve."

[homeless_pard]

"Ah," she noted, watching closely. "Should you be struck by silver is it best to remove a limb or drop you into a stasis sleep?"

[mommahatedme]

"I dunno what stasis sleep is, but I can regrow a limb in a couple of hours." she offered, "So just hack it off. Otherwise, um. Get as much food near me as possible with as high calories as possible and pray?"