"Oh but I was!" he assured cheerfully. "I was watching it be rather rude to my equipment and so rudeness in turn. Quid pro quo as it were and all that. Wasn't that enchanting though? Tell me, have you always felt overly attached to frosted wood? Is it an aspect of your winter subset as it were? And more importantly would you allow me to interview you? I'm certain it'll be hilarious. In that 'are you melting in my studio' kind of way!"